So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Your dad touched me again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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