Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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