The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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