But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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