I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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