Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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