And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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