I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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