i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
