Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
