come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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