I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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