real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
