I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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