You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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