Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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