Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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