there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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