hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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