I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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