i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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