you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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