I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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