eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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