I looked at my own cervix.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
