My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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