Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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