butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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