That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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