I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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