my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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