I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
