i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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