How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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