I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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