Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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