Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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