He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
i out mim tonsoeep
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