it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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