Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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