Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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