sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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