what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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