I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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