If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm really busy with my period
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