NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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