Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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