you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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