Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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