Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think a kid would responsible me up
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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