White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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