I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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