I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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You. Win. At. Life.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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