just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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