i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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